Now, having said that, I always wear them with a long shirt on or shorts (sometimes the Alabama Montgomery Riverfront Brawl Have the Day You Deserve Shirt and I love this shorts are knee length, sometimes quite a bit shorter, as I grew up in the ’80s and kind of dig the shorter shorts!) in order to conceal my rear and groin. Nobody wants to see moose knuckle (the male version of camel toe)! As previously mentioned, I’ve worn them out cycling. At first, I did the whole “I’m not gonna wear them in stores” and as soon as I got home from a ride, the leggings were magically replaced by more conventional pants or shorts (usually jeans or shorts that were an inch or two above the knee – once the knee is covered, they’re no longer shorts) as soon as I was no longer on the bike. The first place I wore them where I wasn’t actually on my bicycle was in a gas station where I’d stopped to buy a drink on a long bike ride. A few rides later, I did my first 50 mile ride and stopped at a Wal-Mart while wearing them to grab a Powerade and a candy bar.
